Recent Confessions in Married Life

I have come to realize there are a bunch of random, strange, and just hypocritical things I do when Billy isn't around, and wondered if any other of you ladies do the same thing when your man isn't home. No one is perfect, right?!

 Note to self: if no one does, improve your wifely duties.


Here are my recent confessions...


Sometimes...I find myself watching Locked Up Abroad and Auction Hunters even though when Billy puts them on, I complain immediately, and hope he turns the channel soon or I will just die from bad TV abuse. It's like they are that much better when I initiate watching them.

...I quickly bring in my shopping bags from my car and hang them up in our closet so he doesn't notice I bought anything new. Then, I hide the bags that would otherwise serve as evidence. (I will say...Billy is very accepting of my shopping problems and I do tell him about most shopping extravaganzas)

...I take a billion and one pictures of our dog. Hey, you can never have too many...

...I hang up his clothes in the closet and sort them by colors because it DRIVES ME CRAZY when he leaves them all over his side of the bed (see- I can be a good wifey!).


...I sometimes delete some of his old Swamp People shows that he records (and NEVER even ends up watching) so that my precious reality shows won't ever have a chance of not being recording. 

...I double and triple check the laundry when he does it. <---I'm just trying to save us from potential disaster?

 ...I lock all doors in our house (bedroom, basement door, door that leads to the garage, etc) at night even when I know he will be home in a few hours. I even lock him out of the house sometimes and forget that I did and go to bed. Then, I wonder why he's calling me and waking me up during my beauty sleep when he realizes he's locked out. <---I'm a lost cause.

...I take snapshots of our texts and then embarass him on my blog.

...I start home projects that I think I can master all on my own and then end up calling him 7 times to ask him how to use a certain tool and complain when I can't get it work.



Tell me...what do you do when your boyfriend or husband isn't around?

What do you confess?

So, I have to share this. Last night we got a belated wedding gift from my cousin's mom and it is AWESOME {not to mention getting wedding gifts 10 months after our wedding is pretty awesome as well}.

How beautiful are these?

They are from a specicialty glass shop in Cincinnati, Ohio.

I fancy anything and everything monogrammed.

Happy Thursday everyone!

xo.